why do I love her so much? I think she's adorable and quaint. She's on my list of celebrities that I'm SURE I'd get along with really well (Dolly Parton, Mandy Moore, Roseanne, Goldie Hawn). Why?? Is it all about the bjs? Maybe it's the hats and the bows. I loved them before Blair came into my life. But you've gotta admit that's she's kinda the confused fat older sister of Blair Waldorf who turned into a girl with low self-esteem and just wants a little nice male attention. And Bill Clinton is a fucking fox. Silver fox. Out of older men, he's a gem. She knows what she likes and she goes for it (g-string anyone?). Also, you can tell she's dirty. I bet she basically invented dirty talk. I bet she does it really smoothly, like one second she's like "oh yes mr. president I'll get those forms on your desk by tomorrow," but then the next second she says, "now I want you to take that cigar and put it deep in my vag. BTW did you see my g-string? Bite it."
she's totally sweet and adorable and I'd invite her to a girl party any day. She BJd the PRESIDENT! think of the stories she could tell. Plus she makes handbags now. I bet she's a great shopping buddy.
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