I'm writing an essay on Andy Warhol that's due at 8am tomorrow.

"Because Warhol's intention was often to subvert and mock, doing something the “wrong” way is a statement, political or otherwise, of the accuracy that is quintessentially considered a staple of modern fabrication in our post-WWII culture of mass-produced consumables."

I wrote that weird shit.

Cole and Mehera

About Me

Hi. My name is James, I like girls, and I'm 29 years old. Some of the movies I've been thinking of seeing lately are:

1. The Adventures of Mark Twain (Here's a clip, really weird!!)
2. American Psycho
3. Man On Wire
4. The Crow
5. Heavy Metal
6. American Pop (Ralph Bakshi animation, awesome storyline)
   
7. Secret of NIMH (I bet you didn't know N.I.M.H. in the movie stands for "National Institute of Mental Health")
8. Lost Boys (Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, and Kiefer Sutherland)
   

I've recently bookmarked these things:

• A logic & strategy game called Vector
• The Wall, by Jean-Paul Sartre, really good short story
• About joining the circus, and there's a link somewhere here to a tightrope teaching manual

I'm at Barackspace trying to write a paper on Andy Warhol right now, but it's not going so smoothly because I don't really want to do it. Also, I'm going to have a RISK party sometime soon if anyone wants to play.

my one true love

Not to keep showing off, but it has to be said:

Reflections of... The way life used to be.

ABSTRACT: The pink thing got higher when the big blue tower happened. The squiggle also went up the hill. The Blue Pokeys dominated in the middle ground just after the ochre tower leading into 1935 or 1940. The red stuff gets kinda low after 1930 which tells me that we need more red stuff. Beer takes place in about 1915 followed by Cider, Wine, Spirits, and then finally RTDs. You may know someone with an RTD, and it may hover above some other important things. The blue snake in the lower right corner could be easily overlooked because it is so puny and weak. Zeros on the left show you that nobody likes the black area, except for Abraham Lincoln because he is way left, before the spikies, pokies and towers even really happen. It's because he's really old.

Electricity

nsfw star wars XXX!!!$#@%@Q#!

honey bring it close to my lips

this is what it would look like if my computer vomited. there's so much more where this came from.

The Sent of a Taur

Who's creeped out?
Who's got a boner?
Who wants a ride?

please don't cumfront me with my failures, i have not forgotten them

why do people like nico? Is it because she's a bad singer? I like her because she is a bad singer, she sings like a loser and she sings about loser stuff that I can relate to. She's like my secret self. secret heart. She's been losing so long. And she dealt with loser stuff way before any of us had to. She dealt and gave up. It's depressing but I feel better about loser stuff because of her. thanks babe.

anyway. earlier I was going to post all of this but blogger wouldn't let me. what an asswipe.
enjoy.
this is andrew wk. he is in my top 3 celeb crushes. along with the boss (#1) and travolta (#2). The sexy topless picture of awk moves him almost to #2. The lipstick keeps him in the #3 spot though. Sorry dude.
I bet his penis is actually a microphone. If that were true he's totally showing his bone in this picture:

you know how on myspace they have that sections that's like "who I want to meet". That's what I think of when I look at the next picture. And believe me, I look at this picture a lot:
andrew... what did you do to yourself???
also, if I was rich. A rich woman. I would buy both of these:

but not this one because it looks like a vag:
with teeth.

got to creep with, sleep with

I just woke up really suddenly and looked at the time on my cell phone. To look at the clock I had to read two text messages that I had gotten while I was sleeping. One from gag flaccid that said "no bj. just peace." or something along those lines and another from someone else that talked about how they smoked a J. Then I looked at the time and it was 7:45am and I was like "OH SHIT!" and thought it was Monday morning. I was super bummed and set my alarm for 8:05. I laid in bed and thought about what I was going to wear to work. I decided that I should take the max there. I thought about grabbing the coffee from my car first, so I didn't have to walk with my boss to get some first thing. Then I thought about last week, and was like, OH SHIT I didn't work at the Clinton Street on Thurs!! I totally forgot to ask if I should come in or not and I just didn't even go in at all! I'm going to be in so much trouble!
Then I realized that it was Thursday and I could go back to sleep. Then I felt like the biggest bimbo in the world.

go to a blog about twin peaks props.

Things On Demand

• Television
  1. I Love Lucy
  2. Full House
  3. Sex & The City
  4. Budweiser Commercials
  5. Simpsons
  6. Cartoons
  7. Weather Channel
• Toilet Flushing
  1. Half Flush
  2. Full Flush
  3. Fancy Cord Flush
• Water
  1. Hot Water
  2. Cold Water
  3. Luke Warm Water
  4. Spray Water
  5. Water For Water Balloons
  6. Drinking Water
• Talk Radio
  1. NPR
  2. Other Talk Radio
• Information
  1. Weather
  2. Statistics
  3. Maps
  4. Exact Time Of Day
  5. When The Circus Is In Town
  6. Porn
  7. Funny Jokes
  8. Bad & Dumb Jokes
  9. When To Use & or and & When Not To Use &
  10. Word Information
      • Dictionary
      • Thesaurus
      • Anagrams
  11. Lots Of Other Stuff
• Music
  1. Country
• Food
  1. Tacos
  2. Burritos
  3. Fire Sauce
  4. Microwave
  5. Fast Food
• Communicating
  
  1. Blogs, Skype, Telephone, IRC, Web Based Chat
  2. Dreaming
• Looking at Yourself

"I got the baby baluga dancers, I'm drinkin' moo juice... when did my life become a g-rated movie?"

halloween costume ideas.

this tux gets extra splooge points for actually /smelling/ like bacon.

Why don't we do it in the Max?

I was just on the Max and I there's a sign by the stairs that says, "For everyone's safety, please don't sit on the stairs. Thank you." but someone whited out some letters to make it say, "For everyone's safety, please do it on the stairs. Thank you." It may actually be safer if people were doing it on the stairs because if someone fell while the Max was moving, they might just land on the people who are doing it.

I'm doing a project in which I have to illustrate part of a children's book based on a poem of my choosing (why does Firefox say children's is spelled wrong or not a word?) and I chose "The Light By The Barn" by William Stafford. I read some of his other poetry when I was trying to decided what to choose, and here's The Light By The Barn and another one that I liked, both by William Stafford:

The Light By The Barn
The light by the barn that shines all night
Pales at dawn when a little breeze comes.

A little breeze comes breathing the fields
From their sleep and waking the slow windmill.

The slow windmill sings the long day
About anguish and loss to the chickens at work.

The little breeze follows the slow windmill
And the chickens at work till the Sun goes down...

Then the light by the barn again.

Objector
In line at lunch I cross my fork and spoon
to ward off complicity--the ordered life
our leaders have offered us. Thin as a knife,
our chance to live depends on such a sign
while others talk and The Pentagon from the moon
is bouncing exact commands: "Forget your faith;
be ready for whatever it takes to win: we face
annihilation unless all citizens get in line."

I bow and cross my fork and spoon: somewhere
other citizens more fearfully bow
in a place terrorized by their kind of oppressive state.
Our signs both mean, "You hostages over there
will never be slaughtered by my act." Our vows
cross: never to kill and call it fate.

I think it is okay to reproduce these two poems since they're available on a bunch of other poetry websites on the internet.

WHAAAAAAT

Dear THE BOSS,





I wanna fuck you, fuck you, you already know.

Twin Peaks Wet Sheets

SPELL FROM CHARMED:

Locked in, boxed in full of fear,
my panic grows amnic, till I can't hear.
In need of reprieve, so I can breathe,
remove my fear please, make it leave.

xoxo,

Little M

black and proud

bustin surfbones like it's nobodies business
Also, my absolute favorite surf song ever is Pacifica by Los Straitjackets.

Perfect Man

Foot Job

I just looked through the 50 Inspiring Vintage Advertisements and want to upload the best of the best.

what an amazing kitchen!!
anyways... I had something stuck in my foot for like 2 weeks. At first I just thought it was a cut, but it was always tender, right on the ball of my foot, and it looked like a scab or something, but deep underneath the skin. Finally I realized that it's probably a splinter or something. So I DUG IT OUT and it was so gross. It wasn't even a splinter, kinda like a little bit of glass or a paint chip or something. Horrible.
Also, I planned to go running this morning but now I feel like I'm getting sick all over again. I should run anyway, but I'm a big laze-o.

What's the connection?

I want this poster!

UPDATE: I found another one! WTF?