Charles and Ray Eames

Charles and Ray Eames invented the Powers of Ten. Before the Powers of Ten, all important math had to be done using sticks and rocks on a beach and the number nine... number nine... number nine. The picture on the left is of Charles and Ray playing with dolls, because they are gay for each other. They are also brothers: gay-for-each-other-brothers.

In 1956, Charles got pregnant and laid a hundred eggs. Ray ate 90 of those eggs and ten children hatched from the remaining eggs, whom Ray ate later that day. This demonstrates the immenseness that the Powers of Ten hole within.

Let me give you a sense of the powers of ten:

10^0: One Dick
10^1: Ten Dicks
10^2: A typical sized Unicorn Orgy
10^3: A dick with three buttholes
10^4: How many dudes your mom has slutted up
10^5: The number of people who wish they were James Franco
10^6: There is no such thing. The Powers of Ten stop at 10^5.

Just as you can increase your size by Powers of Ten with cHe4P V1AgRa, C&R Eames also invented a way to do it backwards (lol):

10^-0: A Negative Dick, like John McCain for example (in actuality, it's a Regular Dick. This is just a popular "Math Joke")
10^-1: Your Right Hand, in meters
10^-2: Your Weiner, in meters
10^-3: Your Left Hand, because you use your Right Hand for Something Else Entirely
10^-4: The actual number of people who are James Franco

The Powers of Ten can also be used almost exactly like the DaVinci Code, as I will demonstrate by deciphering the secret message in Charles and Ray Eames's Wikipedia entry:

Charles 5.1 was the ...

I have derived this by taking the first (10^0) whitespace-seperated cluster of characters ("Charles"), then offset to the 10th (10^1, "5.1"), then offset to the 100th (10^2, "was"), then added the 1000th (10^3, "the") since there was no valid offset from there. There are not ten thousand words in the article yet, so we don't know what Charles 5.1 was, but I have faith that as the article grows it will come out that Charles 5.1 was, in fact, in your mom's pants.