Try to stay away from Kriss Kross imitators

Until today, I thought that Too $hort was saying, "Try to stay away from Kriss Kross and potatoes", but now I know. The laundromat/dry cleaner I went to today had a sign that said, "We prefer your shirts unbuttoned :)", so next time I'm going to go there with my shirt unbuttoned. I've included some pictures of what I might look like in this situation, going to the laundromat with my shirt unbuttoned. These are just examples from the web, they are not me, but I kinda look like the guy in the green shirt.

Tony and I watched Band of Brothers tonight, first episode. David Schwimmer, the guy who played Ross on the TV show Friends, plays an officer of some kind and is a total asshole. He's such an asshole that all the NoCo's in his company are like, "We quit!" But you can't do that in the military. They'll courtmarshal you for mutiny or something, so one guy ends up getting transferred and the rest stay in the Easy Company. I'm totally looking forward to the next episode!

I'm just sticking images everywhere! V1aGrA MAKE MONEY FAST!