please don't cumfront me with my failures, i have not forgotten them

why do people like nico? Is it because she's a bad singer? I like her because she is a bad singer, she sings like a loser and she sings about loser stuff that I can relate to. She's like my secret self. secret heart. She's been losing so long. And she dealt with loser stuff way before any of us had to. She dealt and gave up. It's depressing but I feel better about loser stuff because of her. thanks babe.

anyway. earlier I was going to post all of this but blogger wouldn't let me. what an asswipe.
enjoy.
this is andrew wk. he is in my top 3 celeb crushes. along with the boss (#1) and travolta (#2). The sexy topless picture of awk moves him almost to #2. The lipstick keeps him in the #3 spot though. Sorry dude.
I bet his penis is actually a microphone. If that were true he's totally showing his bone in this picture:

you know how on myspace they have that sections that's like "who I want to meet". That's what I think of when I look at the next picture. And believe me, I look at this picture a lot:
andrew... what did you do to yourself???
also, if I was rich. A rich woman. I would buy both of these:

but not this one because it looks like a vag:
with teeth.