1. I always wondered what happens when you have a tooth and it goes "sour" and you let things run their course. I assumed the tooth hurts, get's some kind of hole in it (cavityduh), and then crumbles, falls apart, and eventually its gone. What's in it's place? A cave? I learned from a very smart adult today that the cave can get infected and that it probably will! AND THEN the infection will go into your BRAIN!! That's sci-fi shit. Maybe that's what happened to most homeless crazies. One day they're just some normal kid who doesn't like to brush his teeth and then TOOTH INFECTS BRAIN!!2. It's hard to tell when you are sick with a cold whether you feel woozy because you're sick or because you're drunk. Today I was sick and then I drank two beers and felt mostly the same. Also, the beers tasted like water with a twangy aftertaste. Then I stole two ice cream sandwiches and learned point #3.
3. Soy is better than rice when you're talking about mint ice cream sandwiches and you aren't feeling like dairy. Soy is worse than rice when you are throwing it at a bride and groom, although I hear that rice makes bird bellies explode.
4. Today Blair wore an outfit that was bad. But the title of her essay to get into college was "Being Blair". This image wasn't the of the bad outfit. It's just an image of her with blonde hair. BIG downgrade. I guess she's acutally undergone a BIG upgrade since then. Who does she think she is, serena? She's too pretty for that.5. WTF is going on at that guys stomach?!! It's like a bat is embedded in his skin and is crawling up from his crotch trying to claw its way out! Seriously, are those veins? I'm actually a little worried about him. (btw, this is the guy in b.spears' new video. I just saw this picture and needed to pee about it a little)
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